Disney Addictions – Dear Michael Eisner

Posted on May 6, 2019May 6, 2019 by M. Ashley

SUBJECT: Ugly Is As Ugly… Seriously. Look at That Thing.

Dear Michael Eisner,
Please make more ugly products I don’t want to buy.

Thanks,
-M.

PS
But not too ugly, because then they’re hilarious and I still want to buy them. See above pin.

PPS
It’s about balance.

Posted on April 26, 2019April 26, 2019 by M. Ashley

SUBJECT: There’s Always Room for One More

Dear Michael Eisner,
In case you were wondering why plushie sales are down, it’s because I already have all the plushies. Please come up with new plushies. Please send the new plushies to me for free.

Thanks,
-M.

PS
The word “plushie” sounds weird now. Have that fixed too.