Dear Michael Eisner,
Sixteen mystery matryoshka doll pins sold in packs of five? Not to scold you or anything, but… come on now!
-M.
SUBJECT: Budgetary Concerns
SUBJECT: Ugly Is As Ugly… Seriously. Look at That Thing.
Dear Michael Eisner,
Please make more ugly products I don’t want to buy.
Thanks,
-M.
PS
But not too ugly, because then they’re hilarious and I still want to buy them. See above pin.
PPS
It’s about balance.
SUBJECT: Just Say No
Dear Michael Eisner,
Please remove all crack-level addictive elements from pin collecting.
Thanks,
-M.
Dear Michael Eisner 