Dear Michael Eisner,
I am legally blind. Hunting for Easter eggs at the parks is hard for me. The other day, however, while hunting for eggs at California Adventure with a friend, I actually found one on my own! And in my favorite store, no less!

I told a nearby cast member of my triumph and I feel like he was not as enthusiastic about it as he could have been. He works at Off the Page and has red hair. Please have him fired.

Thanks,
-M.

PS
Happy Easter!