SUBJECT: My Nostalgia Is the Best Nostalgia

Dear Michael Eisner,
Please restore Disneyland to its mid-1980s glory, including, but not limited to, rehanging the ripped construction paper with pinholes in it in Space Mountain and removing all PC elements from Pirates of the Caribbean.

Thanks,

-M.

PS

You can go ahead and leave Guardians of the Galaxy and Incredicoaster though. They’re pretty neat.